school a little humor ...

Teacher: "What must I do to divide 11 potatoes for each of 7 people?"
Student: "Mashed Potato, Professor."

Professor: "Joaquin, say the present indicative of the verb walk."
Student: "I walk, you walk the walk ..."
Professor: "Faster! '
Student: "We run, you run, they run."

Professor: "rain", what time is it? '
Student: "It's a very bad time, Professor."

Professor: "How many hearts do we have?"
Student: "Two, Professor."
Professor: "Two?"
Student: "Yes, mine and yours."

By: Susana Peralta :)